Affiliate Marketing is SO AMAZING!!!!

In writing school they say "Write what you know!" and since I know lots about being a failure, I knew it was a perfect time to get blogging!

Have you (like a moron) listened to a weasely 'affiliate guru' and purchased his AMAZING AFFILIATE POWER AUTOMATIC CASH MACHINE SYSTEM FOR ULTIMATE MONEY MAKING PROGRAM!! like I did? Welcome to the idiots club!


Isn't it so much fun to log into your affiliate dashboard as you pray to that Boba Fett bobble-head sitting on your computer that he grants you 86 cents this month for selling an oriental stir-fry cookbook? Then stick around, and we can discover the insider secrets to making tens of dollars a year from your own home!