"Results Not Typical"

Hey, here's a great tip for all you who run or manage an affiliate program - Don't worry about providing realistic expectations for what your affiliates can earn - Just make sure you add this wonderful little tidbit - "Results not typical." - Be sure to print it in the smallest font possible though, and always color this text with the least visible, hideously yellow color available...

You should soon get some lazy illiterate affiliates who will sign up to eagerly scurry about and spread your lame pitch all over cyberspace, but not a single one will earn enough to buy a pair of earmuffs!

Do all this, and you'll get away with pretty much any claim you make, and you could earn hundreds of thousands of dollars a month!*

*results not typical

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